Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Private Blogs....

Private blogs are so annoying because I can't freely stalk people. The entire purpose of the internet is to facilitate my ability to find out about people's lives who I don't know and who take cooler trips than me right? Jokes, just jokes.

But alas, the time has come ladies and lads that I have to have a private blog.

The reasons for this abrupt change are as follows:

I am tired of the paparazzi knowing so much about my life.
I hate that when I google my name the pompous title Sarah's Literature appears.
My life is now dedicated to public education where students try to add me to facebook and read about my life via my blog. I want them out of my life and I want to keep my job.

So, I am creating a private blog and would love to add you. Just email me at sarahorme@gmail.com or leave a comment here and I'll add you. And, to all you google readers I will periodically put posts on this blog telling you about new posts on my private blog.

These internet protections are ruining my (and your) stalking abilities.

Happy internet surfing!

Sarah

17 comments:

H. Baum said...

I guess since we're going to be family some day I need to be the first to sign up for this new venture.

hayley.m.peterson@gmail.com

hooray miss you love you you're the best!

Britt Linde said...

brittany.linde@gmail.com but you already knew that. ps maybe i should make my secret blog private?

Jenna and Daniel said...

I want in.You have my email right?

Jenny said...

jrpate7@gmail.com. I have also been realizing that my employment may require private blogging-growing up stinks.

In other news: you look amazing in the picture in your last post.

Aubrey said...

Sarah, you better believe I want to stalk your blog. I'm going to miss you this fall, but I hear you have a desk right by mine. Score.

Aubrey.k.loomis@gmail.com

paige crosland anderson said...

you're so annoying :)

paige.crosland@gmail.com

*Sarah's Sweet Life* said...

Sar Bear! I gotta know what's going on in your life somehow since we're no longer roomies! Miss you!

sarah.kite@aggiemail.usu.edu

frostyshirts said...

add me!!

Lindsay said...

count me in

cassi said...

I think I'm pretty obvious but include me!!

Miss you!!!

Brittany said...

Yes, please.

brittanymang@hotmail.com

Challosh said...

That's exactly what happened to me! I HATED private blogs because I could no longer stalk people, but then I got all paranoid about colleagues reading about me and what not. Anyhoo...it goes without saying that I want to be the first person you invite to your blog.
allechal@hotmail.com

mandi winterton said...

sign me up. and i am proud of you. i have decided that i need to do it as well but i really don't want to. sad.

Carolene said...

Add me Sarah--carolenecook@gmail.com I can be your new stalker!!

Scott and Melissa said...

I want to read! melissaneslen@gmail.com

Briana said...

Oh, I totally wanna read your private blog. Then I'd feel like I was part of a secret club.

Joshua said...

How's the private blogging going?